“Our carriers are moving toward Tokyo… at the bottom of the sea.”
为什么忽必烈不喜欢吃水果？因为怕蛀虫吧（朱重八）。
那羊肉下去快变色我们拿着筷子还有勺就捞，生怕肉淹死
A British lord went on vacation. After one week his butler sends him a telegram:
“Your cat fell off the roof and croaked.”
Upon receiving this, the lord furiously canceled his vacation and made his way home where he berated his butler.
“Look if I was in your place I would have put it more delicately” “First I would send a telegram saying: Your cat is on the roof and can’t get down, after about two hours I would send another teleram; Your cat has fallen off the roof, finally after another two hours I would send the third telegram; your cat has sadly passed away from the injuries”
“Yes m’lord” answered the butler.
Content that he has lectured his butler the lord returns to his vacation. In two days he receives a telegram:
“Your mother is on the roof. ”
两位顶尖的画家比赛谁画得好。
第一位画家在墙上画了非常逼真的葡萄，连鸟儿都飞下来啄食。
而第二位画家只在墙上画了一块布，却让前者急切地要求他快掀开布幕，想看看布幕后面究竟画了什么。
